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- The Technicalities of McDonald’s in Middle-Earth
McDonald’s. Middle-Earth. There is a correlation here. If you haven’t been paying attention to the news, there is an ongoing crisis in Middle-Earth at the moment where hobbits who move to Mordor are going insane due to the lack of fast food access. Currently, taverns are rationing one meal a day for the local populations,… Read more: The Technicalities of McDonald’s in Middle-Earth - THE MUMMY’S CURSE IN LITTLE SIX: HOW THE MUMMY GOT ME INTO DEBT
Gamblor, 01/20/1997 Return to Gazette There exists a casino beyond the city bounds of Minneapolis in which all but gold is common, and joy is in short supply, where I am banned from consuming liquor as are my brothers, where my soul is chained, and where I was cast upon with a curse. This curse… Read more: THE MUMMY’S CURSE IN LITTLE SIX: HOW THE MUMMY GOT ME INTO DEBT
